He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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