just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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