Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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