ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
