so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
