i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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