remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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