i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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