ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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