Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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