He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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