Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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