in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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