i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
