very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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