garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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