smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do herpes really smell.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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