He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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