ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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