i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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