I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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