Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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