I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
