What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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