can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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