ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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