Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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