she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
