he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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