This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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