Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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