you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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