: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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