What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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