I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
smell my finger.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
We need a shit load of segways right now
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
