Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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