His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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