I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
