I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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