no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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