Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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