a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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