I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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