I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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