Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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