so that wasnt chicken after all
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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