I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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