i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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