Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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