oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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