I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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