Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
