dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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