Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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